Silly Jokes So Stupid They Make You Laugh

I love silly jokes. The ones that make you laugh just because they are so absurd. Don’t get me wrong, a well crafted joke goes down well too. But it doesn’t give me the same happy feeling as a silly joke. There is something in the childish humor that’s able to take us back to the more naive days of our youth. To celebrate that, here’s some of the best silly jokes for you to share with your friends.

Silly Jokes So Stupid They Make You Laugh

  1. My girlfriend is always yelling at me because I get my directions mixed up. So I packed my bags and right left away!
  2. Say what you want about deaf people………..
  3. What did Jay Z call Beyonce before they got married? Feyonce.
  4. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
  5. Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, man!
  6. What do you call a three-legged donkey? A wonkey.
  7. What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto.
  8. What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre.
  9. A fish is swimming up river and bumps his head. “Dam!”
  10. A man walks into a bar. “Ouch!”
  11. Yesterday, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick to her. I accidentally handed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
  12. A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
  13. I just sold my vacuum cleaner. All it ever did was gather dust.
  14. I told my friend her eyebrows were too high on her head. She looked surprised.
  15. Midgets and Dwarves have very little in common.
  16. I just saw an advert for a used tv. One dollar but the volume is stuck on full. I thought “I can’t turn that down”.
  17. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  18. What’s brown and runny? Usain Bolt.
  19. I called the local gym and asked if they could help me do the splits. They asked me how flexible I am. I said “I can’t do Wednesdays”.
  20. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
  21. 2 cannibals at a party. One asks “are you enjoying yourself”. His friend replies “having a ball”.
  22. What’s green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.
  23. Crime in multi story car parks is wrong on so many levels.
  24. Horse walks into a bar. Barman says “Why the long face?”.
  25. I went to the zoo and all they had was a dog. It was a Shitzu.
  26. I don’t like trees. They’re kind of shady.
  27. Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Cause if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat.
  28.  Jesus said to Peter, come forth and receive eternal life. But Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
  29. What’s blue and stands in a field? A cow in a tracksuit.
  30.  I went on a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again.
  31. A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear at the count of three. Uno, Dos…POOF! He vanishes without a tres.
  32. What did the old pirate say on his birthday? Aye Matey.
  33. My husband told me to stop impersonating flamingos. I had to put my foot down.
  34. What’s invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
  35. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle!
  36. How do you track Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
  37. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
  38.  You gotta hand it to blind people……
  39.  A farmer counts his cows and gets 18. But when he rounded them up, he had 20.
  40. My friend recently got crushed by his books. But he only has his shelf to blame.
  41. Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.
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